I'm gonna give you the top five reasons why your agent sucks. Stick around.

Yeah. We're gonna have a little bit of fun today and it's true, there's a good chance your agent might suck. I'm gonna give you five reasons why agents suck in today's market and why it matters to you as a seller, even as a buyer, why your agent shouldn't suck on the sell side. If your listing has less than 25 photos, your agent sucks. If they took those photos with a cell phone, your agent sucks. Now, before we even get to the next ones, if they didn't send you a copy of your listing, so you could review it and check it out and make sure it looks okay, they suck too. But if they sent it to you and you liked it after they sent it to you and it didn't have 25 photos and it looked terrible, maybe you suck. I'm just saying, I'm not here to win everyone's friendship. I'm here to be realistic and tell you how it is. Number three, they have no write up or it's a really write up, or it's really, really short. That would go back to the really writeup. But you need to be descriptive in your writing of the MLS. If it just says, hey, this is a two bedroom, three and a half bath house, come and buy it. They didn't take the time or the effort or the energy to put in there all the great features of your house. I don't care if it's a one bedroom condo or a 17 bedroom castle or a vacant lot. There is always something you can say about the house, the area we just sold a $15,000 house a month or so ago. I had 25 photos, I had a fantastic writeup, I even threw in pictures of the surrounding area to show you what was there because the house needed to be condemned. I couldn't even go inside, but yet still had 25 photos. Now, number four, if your agent puts in the MLS directions, GPS, your agent sucks. That is just pure laziness. Yes. We all know we are going to use our GPS to get to the house, but don't be so lazy and make it so obvious that you are being lazy. We all know we're gonna use the GPS. Most people don't go anywhere without it, but just take the effort, throw in a direction main street to banana street. That's it. You don't have to get specific. Now, Brittany, my marketing manager, she's fantastic. She gets real detailed on the directions and uh, I love it. So just saying. Number five, there's no rooms listed or there's no room sizes. If I have a king size bed and the master bedroom in your house is nine by nine. I need to know that. Your agent sucks if they're not putting it in there because people need to know these things in order to make educated decisions. Now here's a bonus tip of why your agent might suck. If they're offering less than two and a half percent to the buy side transaction, they suck. They don't value themselves. They're not valuing the market as a whole and the industry as a whole. And if you are thinking that that is the best way to go about it, finding, shopping around for the best possible price, that's probably why your agent sucks because they don't care enough because you just kept pushing and pushing and pushing and saying, I'll find somebody to do it for less. If you want somebody to do it in a professional way, you need to be finding those professional agents, which there are plenty of us out there. So we had a little fun today, but this is as serious as it comes. That is a little bit about why your agent might suck. If you want an agent that doesn't suck, call us (412) 965-6387. We'll show you the right way to market a house, to get it sold. And that will attract the right buyers to your house. So again, reach out to me, reach out to somebody on my team, have a fantastic day. And it is just beautiful to talk to you. And I look forward to talking to you again soon, take care.